1 00:00:01,900 --> 00:00:03,790 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:09,960 --> 00:00:15,470 ANNOUNCER: And now, DreamWorks "The Penguins of Madagascar." 3 00:00:15,470 --> 00:00:17,450 [RINGING] 4 00:00:17,450 --> 00:00:19,430 [THEME SONG] 5 00:00:51,110 --> 00:00:52,510 -Cute and cuddly, boys. 6 00:00:56,420 --> 00:00:58,380 [MUSIC PLAYING] 7 00:01:07,870 --> 00:01:09,820 [GROANING] 8 00:01:12,660 --> 00:01:14,440 -Good heavens, Alice! 9 00:01:14,440 --> 00:01:15,920 What are you feeding those penguins? 10 00:01:15,920 --> 00:01:17,770 -10 fish a day. 11 00:01:17,770 --> 00:01:18,470 What? 12 00:01:18,470 --> 00:01:20,660 They're fine. 13 00:01:20,660 --> 00:01:22,980 [GROANING] 14 00:01:22,980 --> 00:01:25,710 -Look at them, they're wasting away! 15 00:01:25,710 --> 00:01:28,470 I want their feed up to 15 fish a day. 16 00:01:28,470 --> 00:01:29,970 Each! 17 00:01:29,970 --> 00:01:30,670 -Each? 18 00:01:30,670 --> 00:01:32,390 That's not in the budget! 19 00:01:32,390 --> 00:01:33,850 -Well I'm lunching with the mayor right 20 00:01:33,850 --> 00:01:35,140 after this inspection. 21 00:01:35,140 --> 00:01:38,440 I'll get that fish money if it's the last thing I do. 22 00:01:38,440 --> 00:01:39,780 Those poor penguins deserve it. 23 00:01:39,780 --> 00:01:43,470 -But-- Commissioner! 24 00:01:43,470 --> 00:01:44,880 -Well played, men! 25 00:01:44,880 --> 00:01:46,370 Especially you, Rico. 26 00:01:46,370 --> 00:01:49,210 That death rattle really clenched it. 27 00:01:49,210 --> 00:01:49,930 -Aw. 28 00:01:49,930 --> 00:01:50,970 Shucks! -Commissioner! 29 00:01:50,970 --> 00:01:51,870 -Save it, Alice. 30 00:01:51,870 --> 00:01:55,360 I want those penguins cute and cuddly, not skinny and sickly. 31 00:01:55,360 --> 00:01:57,110 [WIND WHISTLING] 32 00:01:57,110 --> 00:01:57,990 Woo! 33 00:01:57,990 --> 00:02:00,190 There's a bit of a bluster. 34 00:02:00,190 --> 00:02:00,890 -Whoa. 35 00:02:00,890 --> 00:02:02,170 -Whoa what? 36 00:02:02,170 --> 00:02:04,320 -Oh, just-- it's important that we 37 00:02:04,320 --> 00:02:07,960 don't lose our tops over this. 38 00:02:07,960 --> 00:02:08,970 -Too late Alice! 39 00:02:08,970 --> 00:02:10,500 This top is already lost. 40 00:02:10,500 --> 00:02:11,200 -Yeah. 41 00:02:11,200 --> 00:02:12,080 I see that. 42 00:02:12,080 --> 00:02:16,930 What I'm saying is you don't want to sweep it under the rug. 43 00:02:16,930 --> 00:02:20,450 -Sorry, Alice, the thought of those penguins suffering well-- 44 00:02:20,450 --> 00:02:23,250 it just makes my hair stand on end. 45 00:02:23,250 --> 00:02:24,210 -Good luck with that. 46 00:02:26,930 --> 00:02:31,150 -Uh, Maurice, I don't want to rush you in the pre-squishing 47 00:02:31,150 --> 00:02:34,950 of my sticky fruit but, uh-- come on man! 48 00:02:34,950 --> 00:02:38,180 I'm wasting away to nothingness over here! 49 00:02:38,180 --> 00:02:39,480 -I'm squishing, I'm squishing! 50 00:02:39,480 --> 00:02:41,290 [WIND WHISTLING] 51 00:02:43,650 --> 00:02:45,500 -Hairy flying hair beast! 52 00:02:45,500 --> 00:02:46,490 -Ah! 53 00:02:46,490 --> 00:02:47,350 -Maurice! 54 00:02:47,350 --> 00:02:48,050 Quickly! 55 00:02:48,050 --> 00:02:50,550 Beat the creature senseless before it 56 00:02:50,550 --> 00:02:52,750 causes me to heave my royal cookies! 57 00:02:52,750 --> 00:02:55,600 -You want me to beat up a toupee? 58 00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:59,080 -Wait, that's French for hairy creature? 59 00:02:59,080 --> 00:03:02,630 Then yes, this toupee is to pay for giving 60 00:03:02,630 --> 00:03:05,030 me the stomach queezies. 61 00:03:05,030 --> 00:03:05,800 -Beat it! 62 00:03:05,800 --> 00:03:06,610 Beat it! 63 00:03:06,610 --> 00:03:09,720 Beat it! 64 00:03:09,720 --> 00:03:10,650 -Uh, all right. 65 00:03:13,210 --> 00:03:13,910 Oh no, no you don't! 66 00:03:13,910 --> 00:03:15,680 -Yes! 67 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:17,390 Go, Maurice! 68 00:03:17,390 --> 00:03:20,200 With your sizable booty! 69 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:24,000 Maurice, are you, uh-- how can I put this? 70 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:24,700 Ah! 71 00:03:24,700 --> 00:03:27,720 The hair creature is eating Maurice's brain! 72 00:03:27,720 --> 00:03:29,720 -I'll protect the royal feet. 73 00:03:29,720 --> 00:03:30,940 -What? 74 00:03:30,940 --> 00:03:32,450 Oh! 75 00:03:32,450 --> 00:03:35,220 No, the toupee just landed on my head is all. 76 00:03:35,220 --> 00:03:36,490 Look! 77 00:03:36,490 --> 00:03:37,190 Huh. 78 00:03:37,190 --> 00:03:38,170 The sticky fruit must have-- 79 00:03:38,170 --> 00:03:39,850 [GRUNTING] 80 00:03:39,850 --> 00:03:43,030 Stuck it to my head! 81 00:03:43,030 --> 00:03:45,920 -Mort, while Maurice's booty is XL, 82 00:03:45,920 --> 00:03:48,610 his brain is a child's small. 83 00:03:48,610 --> 00:03:49,510 -Really? 84 00:03:49,510 --> 00:03:50,340 -Oh yes. 85 00:03:50,340 --> 00:03:54,280 He believes clouds are made of, get this, water vapour. 86 00:03:54,280 --> 00:03:56,190 -And not cotton candy? 87 00:03:56,190 --> 00:03:56,890 -I know! 88 00:03:56,890 --> 00:03:58,440 Ridiculous, right? 89 00:03:58,440 --> 00:03:59,310 Right? 90 00:03:59,310 --> 00:04:00,680 Right? 91 00:04:00,680 --> 00:04:03,500 Anyway, his tiny brain won't satisfy 92 00:04:03,500 --> 00:04:07,520 the hair beast's brain hunger for long. 93 00:04:07,520 --> 00:04:09,530 -I'm telling you, it's not a beast! 94 00:04:09,530 --> 00:04:10,350 -Oh yeah? 95 00:04:10,350 --> 00:04:13,480 That's just what you want us to believe, hairy hair monster! 96 00:04:13,480 --> 00:04:15,810 Help me to beat the monster viciously 97 00:04:15,810 --> 00:04:17,070 before it turns on us! 98 00:04:17,070 --> 00:04:18,530 -Oh, can we use stick? 99 00:04:18,530 --> 00:04:19,910 -What you're talking about? 100 00:04:19,910 --> 00:04:22,650 Of course we can use sticks! 101 00:04:22,650 --> 00:04:23,340 -Hiyah! 102 00:04:28,830 --> 00:04:30,810 -Let's hear it again, Rico. 103 00:04:30,810 --> 00:04:33,440 RICO (SINGING): Fish! 104 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:34,140 -Ah. 105 00:04:34,140 --> 00:04:38,170 Music to my ear holes. 106 00:04:38,170 --> 00:04:42,530 -Skipper, does something look strange about the commissioner? 107 00:04:42,530 --> 00:04:45,590 -You may be right, Private. 108 00:04:45,590 --> 00:04:48,020 There is something different. 109 00:04:48,020 --> 00:04:49,550 He's lost weight, looks good. 110 00:04:49,550 --> 00:04:54,860 -Also, his overall appearance is 11% shinier than usual. 111 00:04:54,860 --> 00:04:58,120 -Hey, [MUMBLING]. 112 00:04:58,120 --> 00:04:59,520 -Rico's right! 113 00:04:59,520 --> 00:05:01,700 The commissioner is bald! 114 00:05:01,700 --> 00:05:03,400 -Without his commanding head of hair, 115 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:05,520 he just doesn't seem as authoritative. 116 00:05:05,520 --> 00:05:09,690 -His AWOL mop top could kibosh the whole fish deal! 117 00:05:09,690 --> 00:05:13,440 We've got to recover the commissioner's wig ASAP. 118 00:05:13,440 --> 00:05:15,440 Roll out. 119 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:16,950 -Wallop, Mort! 120 00:05:16,950 --> 00:05:19,680 Wallop like you've never walloped before! 121 00:05:19,680 --> 00:05:20,380 -Ow! 122 00:05:20,380 --> 00:05:20,880 Hey! 123 00:05:20,880 --> 00:05:21,580 Cut it out! 124 00:05:27,860 --> 00:05:29,850 [SCREAMING] 125 00:05:31,340 --> 00:05:34,910 -Brain or no brain, that had to hurt. 126 00:05:34,910 --> 00:05:35,710 -Look! 127 00:05:35,710 --> 00:05:37,430 -Leave me alone you crazies! 128 00:05:44,600 --> 00:05:47,720 Now, Mort, we shall give this hairy hair 129 00:05:47,720 --> 00:05:50,380 beast the pummeling of a life time! 130 00:05:50,380 --> 00:05:54,520 -You do, and I'll beat you like a big bass drum! 131 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:56,440 Us baboons protect our own. 132 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:57,260 -Say what? 133 00:05:57,260 --> 00:05:58,070 -Huh? 134 00:05:58,070 --> 00:05:59,760 -Got that right, girlfriend! 135 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:02,480 -About time the zoo dropped a man in this habitat! 136 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:05,940 -Uh, you baboons are mistaken. 137 00:06:05,940 --> 00:06:07,510 Maurice is a lemur. 138 00:06:07,510 --> 00:06:09,630 -Well ain't you a hard case. 139 00:06:09,630 --> 00:06:10,910 Of course he's a baboon! 140 00:06:10,910 --> 00:06:12,470 -Look at his tail! 141 00:06:12,470 --> 00:06:14,400 -His bright red butt cheeks! 142 00:06:14,400 --> 00:06:17,480 -And this luxurious head of hair. 143 00:06:17,480 --> 00:06:19,340 I just wanna run my fingers-- 144 00:06:19,340 --> 00:06:21,280 -I'm a baboon! 145 00:06:21,280 --> 00:06:21,980 -Maurice! 146 00:06:21,980 --> 00:06:25,090 Be stopping this tomfoolery and let us get back 147 00:06:25,090 --> 00:06:28,090 to clobbing you without the mercies! 148 00:06:28,090 --> 00:06:30,930 -Aw, are those two lemurs giving you trouble, baby face? 149 00:06:30,930 --> 00:06:34,340 -Well, uh-- Now that you mention it. 150 00:06:34,340 --> 00:06:35,760 -It's OK, sweety! 151 00:06:35,760 --> 00:06:36,740 -Just leave them to us! 152 00:06:39,680 --> 00:06:40,380 -Flee! 153 00:06:40,380 --> 00:06:41,080 Flee! 154 00:06:45,680 --> 00:06:46,880 Oh, mango. 155 00:06:46,880 --> 00:06:48,730 [YELLING] 156 00:06:48,730 --> 00:06:49,730 -Oi, mate! 157 00:06:49,730 --> 00:06:52,150 -Empty your pocket, marsupial. 158 00:06:52,150 --> 00:06:54,080 Cough up the commissioner's hair piece. 159 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:56,560 -Why would anybody where wear a wallaby like that on their bean 160 00:06:56,560 --> 00:06:57,270 anyway? 161 00:06:57,270 --> 00:06:59,070 He's not fooling no one. 162 00:06:59,070 --> 00:07:01,730 -I didn't do nothing, I didn't see nothing, 163 00:07:01,730 --> 00:07:04,500 and this speech has not been rehearsed. 164 00:07:04,500 --> 00:07:07,600 -I didn't do nothing, I didn't see nothing, 165 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:10,100 and this speech has not been rehearsing. 166 00:07:10,100 --> 00:07:12,290 -Now soon or later, one of you is gonna talk. 167 00:07:14,890 --> 00:07:15,620 OK. 168 00:07:15,620 --> 00:07:16,970 I didn't understand that. 169 00:07:16,970 --> 00:07:18,760 But don't leave town! 170 00:07:18,760 --> 00:07:20,090 -How's that feel, darling? 171 00:07:20,090 --> 00:07:23,150 -I could use a little more thumb work on the heel. 172 00:07:23,150 --> 00:07:25,220 -You got it, pudding pie. 173 00:07:25,220 --> 00:07:27,230 -This is not good, Mort. 174 00:07:27,230 --> 00:07:29,650 -Yes the brain eating hair monster 175 00:07:29,650 --> 00:07:33,750 is still eating Maurice's brain. 176 00:07:33,750 --> 00:07:35,640 -Oh, who cares about the brain eating hair monster? 177 00:07:35,640 --> 00:07:38,700 Why are you still talking about the brain eating hair monster? 178 00:07:38,700 --> 00:07:40,330 You're all like,"Blah, blah, blah. 179 00:07:40,330 --> 00:07:41,980 The brain eating hair monster." 180 00:07:41,980 --> 00:07:44,500 I'm done with the brain eating hair monster! 181 00:07:44,500 --> 00:07:47,200 You see, the real problem is that Maurice 182 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:49,450 is getting foot pampering! 183 00:07:49,450 --> 00:07:50,380 But I am not. 184 00:07:50,380 --> 00:07:51,080 -Oh. 185 00:07:51,080 --> 00:07:51,780 I see. 186 00:07:57,810 --> 00:07:58,780 Hey, you want me to-- 187 00:07:58,780 --> 00:07:59,480 -No! 188 00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:00,200 No, Mort. 189 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:03,550 Your king has a better, less skin crawling, plan. 190 00:08:08,540 --> 00:08:10,000 -This is nice. 191 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:14,200 -Least you deserve after the way them ornery lemurs treated you. 192 00:08:14,200 --> 00:08:14,900 -Yoohoo! 193 00:08:17,480 --> 00:08:18,180 [INAUDIBLE] 194 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:23,250 Behold! 195 00:08:23,250 --> 00:08:27,520 A truly awe inspiring booty, one that all of the booties 196 00:08:27,520 --> 00:08:30,690 must exceedingly jealous of. 197 00:08:30,690 --> 00:08:32,370 What in heaven's gravy is that? 198 00:08:32,370 --> 00:08:34,570 -Looks like one of those stuck on stupid lemurs 199 00:08:34,570 --> 00:08:37,760 is trying to pass himself off as a bamboo. 200 00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:38,920 -I'm the hair! 201 00:08:38,920 --> 00:08:39,670 -Stifle! 202 00:08:39,670 --> 00:08:41,840 -Isn't there some kind of, I don't know, 203 00:08:41,840 --> 00:08:43,050 punishment for that? 204 00:08:43,050 --> 00:08:44,290 -Not yet. 205 00:08:44,290 --> 00:08:46,000 But there's gonna be! 206 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:47,920 [YELLING] 207 00:08:49,850 --> 00:08:51,040 -Now be thorough men. 208 00:08:51,040 --> 00:08:54,760 Ask yourselves, if I were a man's hair accessory 209 00:08:54,760 --> 00:08:55,680 where would I hide? 210 00:08:58,570 --> 00:08:59,940 -What's happened to you two? 211 00:08:59,940 --> 00:09:02,280 -It looks like you've been run over by a cargo train, 212 00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:05,680 propped back up and run over by a second larger cargo train. 213 00:09:05,680 --> 00:09:07,480 -That's sounds like a day at the beaches 214 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:09,690 after the baboon lady violence. 215 00:09:09,690 --> 00:09:12,560 -I was a brain eating hair monster. 216 00:09:12,560 --> 00:09:13,800 -Hair monster? 217 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:14,640 -Yeah. 218 00:09:14,640 --> 00:09:15,580 Long story. 219 00:09:15,580 --> 00:09:16,440 -Well let's hear it! 220 00:09:16,440 --> 00:09:18,180 And give us all hairy details. 221 00:09:24,020 --> 00:09:26,280 -Now just where do you think you're going? 222 00:09:26,280 --> 00:09:28,010 -We're here for the hair, tuts. 223 00:09:28,010 --> 00:09:29,630 Now, Maurice, you know you're not 224 00:09:29,630 --> 00:09:32,550 authorised to wear the commissioners skull warmer. 225 00:09:32,550 --> 00:09:34,990 -You want us to show them the exit, sweet cheeks? 226 00:09:34,990 --> 00:09:37,350 It's almost time for your manny peddy! 227 00:09:37,350 --> 00:09:39,710 -Uh, just give us a minute, will you? 228 00:09:39,710 --> 00:09:43,010 Look, you take my hair I lose all of this! 229 00:09:43,010 --> 00:09:46,170 The peeled fruit, the toe massages, the whole gig man! 230 00:09:46,170 --> 00:09:48,530 -I hear your plight, my friend. 231 00:09:48,530 --> 00:09:49,460 I sympathise. 232 00:09:49,460 --> 00:09:51,060 I surely do. 233 00:09:51,060 --> 00:09:52,410 But I want my 15 fish. 234 00:09:52,410 --> 00:09:53,110 Rico! 235 00:09:53,110 --> 00:09:54,930 Flip and rip! 236 00:09:54,930 --> 00:09:55,640 Evac! 237 00:09:59,990 --> 00:10:01,910 -Alice, great inspection! 238 00:10:01,910 --> 00:10:03,830 Not a hair out of place! 239 00:10:03,830 --> 00:10:05,790 Except, of course, for the penguin issues. 240 00:10:05,790 --> 00:10:08,000 -Mr. Commissioner, before you go, 241 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:09,480 I need to tell you something. 242 00:10:09,480 --> 00:10:10,540 -Well make it fast. 243 00:10:10,540 --> 00:10:12,990 If lunch isn't on the table at 12 o'clock sharp, 244 00:10:12,990 --> 00:10:15,310 the mayor flips his wig! 245 00:10:15,310 --> 00:10:17,370 -Kowalski, how much time do we have? 246 00:10:17,370 --> 00:10:19,320 -Factoring in all the various factors and variables, 247 00:10:19,320 --> 00:10:23,360 I would guess 55 seconds, give or take five seconds. 248 00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:28,390 And after that needlessly wordy guesstimate I say-- take! 249 00:10:28,390 --> 00:10:29,320 -We'll never make it! 250 00:10:29,320 --> 00:10:31,460 -Men, initiate operation throw rug! 251 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:35,540 -Well, you see. 252 00:10:35,540 --> 00:10:38,300 How to say this without crushing your ego-- 253 00:10:38,300 --> 00:10:40,170 -Don't split hairs, Alice. 254 00:10:40,170 --> 00:10:41,370 Just come out and say it! 255 00:10:41,370 --> 00:10:43,410 -Drop this over the target! 256 00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:45,520 -OK, but how am I supposed to get there? 257 00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:47,860 This line's in an uphill climb! 258 00:10:47,860 --> 00:10:49,270 [RETCHING] 259 00:10:50,210 --> 00:10:51,620 Oh yeah. 260 00:10:51,620 --> 00:10:53,120 Ah! 261 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:53,930 -Oh, heck! 262 00:10:53,930 --> 00:10:58,520 I'm just-- I'm just gonna come right out and say it! 263 00:10:58,520 --> 00:11:05,550 Mr. Commissioner, you have a yummy lunch! 264 00:11:05,550 --> 00:11:07,440 -Why thank you, Alice. 265 00:11:07,440 --> 00:11:10,130 Boy, she wigs out easily. 266 00:11:10,130 --> 00:11:12,070 -Job well done, men. 267 00:11:12,070 --> 00:11:15,980 On my signal, a well deserved collective sigh. 268 00:11:15,980 --> 00:11:17,920 [SIGHING] 269 00:11:21,870 --> 00:11:23,750 -Look on the brighter side, Maurice. 270 00:11:23,750 --> 00:11:27,380 Now you can go back to serving me. 271 00:11:27,380 --> 00:11:29,250 Ah, the violence prone baboon ladies! 272 00:11:29,250 --> 00:11:30,950 -Oh, relax. 273 00:11:30,950 --> 00:11:32,140 We decided that it's not important 274 00:11:32,140 --> 00:11:35,710 how red your behind is, or how high your hair is. 275 00:11:35,710 --> 00:11:38,300 It's what's on the inside that counts. 276 00:11:38,300 --> 00:11:39,540 -Finally! 277 00:11:39,540 --> 00:11:42,370 Now take note, I would prefer my toes 278 00:11:42,370 --> 00:11:45,680 to be rubbed in sort of a circular rolling motion. 279 00:11:45,680 --> 00:11:46,380 -Naw. 280 00:11:46,380 --> 00:11:47,750 We don't want you. 281 00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:50,160 We want him! 282 00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:52,710 Come here you adorable thing! 283 00:11:52,710 --> 00:11:53,410 -Whee! 284 00:11:57,650 --> 00:12:00,140 [MUSIC PLAYING] 285 00:12:09,140 --> 00:12:11,130 -And another few feet. 286 00:12:11,130 --> 00:12:12,130 And here! 287 00:12:12,130 --> 00:12:14,880 We are now directly below the Danish embassy. 288 00:12:14,880 --> 00:12:15,770 -Well tuddle up! 289 00:12:15,770 --> 00:12:18,170 Swipe my files and set that dates back 290 00:12:18,170 --> 00:12:20,540 a cool decade in counterintelligence. 291 00:12:20,540 --> 00:12:22,300 Rico, do the honours! 292 00:12:22,300 --> 00:12:24,490 [BEEPING AND WHIRRING] 293 00:12:27,370 --> 00:12:29,290 [EXPLOSION] 294 00:12:30,520 --> 00:12:31,220 -Skipper? 295 00:12:31,220 --> 00:12:32,740 -I see it, Private. 296 00:12:32,740 --> 00:12:35,420 -Kowalski, why is there no Danish embassy 297 00:12:35,420 --> 00:12:36,680 in the Danish embassy? 298 00:12:36,680 --> 00:12:38,740 -I don't want to lead to hasty conclusions 299 00:12:38,740 --> 00:12:42,730 but it's possible I may have misread this map. 300 00:12:42,730 --> 00:12:43,450 -Yeah. 301 00:12:43,450 --> 00:12:44,150 May. 302 00:12:46,560 --> 00:12:47,260 Alice incoming! 303 00:12:47,260 --> 00:12:48,730 Bug out, boys! 304 00:12:48,730 --> 00:12:51,790 -I think we should wait until all the facts are in! 305 00:12:54,530 --> 00:12:56,550 -Why do these things keep happening? 306 00:12:56,550 --> 00:12:57,460 Ah, well. 307 00:12:57,460 --> 00:13:00,410 Better call Gus. 308 00:13:00,410 --> 00:13:02,430 -And there. 309 00:13:02,430 --> 00:13:04,720 Smooth as Siberian snow. 310 00:13:04,720 --> 00:13:06,240 -Great work, Gus! 311 00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:08,420 Oh, new water fountain? 312 00:13:08,420 --> 00:13:11,340 You always go that extra mile. 313 00:13:11,340 --> 00:13:14,330 -Alice, there is only one way to do a job. 314 00:13:14,330 --> 00:13:15,940 BOTH: The right way. 315 00:13:15,940 --> 00:13:19,810 -Yeah, you've mentioned that a time or two. 316 00:13:19,810 --> 00:13:20,510 -Oh. 317 00:13:20,510 --> 00:13:22,400 City water. 318 00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:23,780 Refreshing! 319 00:13:23,780 --> 00:13:45,230 [GRUNTING] 320 00:13:45,230 --> 00:13:47,560 -An ostrich with it's head in the ground? 321 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:50,100 Cliche much? 322 00:13:50,100 --> 00:13:52,190 SHELLY: Help! 323 00:13:52,190 --> 00:13:52,890 -Whoa! 324 00:13:52,890 --> 00:13:53,610 Whoa, wait! 325 00:13:53,610 --> 00:13:55,890 For real? 326 00:13:55,890 --> 00:13:56,590 I'll get help! 327 00:13:56,590 --> 00:13:57,730 All right, stay here! 328 00:13:57,730 --> 00:14:00,310 Not that you have a choice, you know, I mean-- you know what? 329 00:14:00,310 --> 00:14:01,010 OK. 330 00:14:01,010 --> 00:14:01,910 I'm-- good. 331 00:14:01,910 --> 00:14:03,870 I'm going. 332 00:14:03,870 --> 00:14:05,930 -An ostrich with it's head in the ground? 333 00:14:05,930 --> 00:14:07,070 -Cliche much? 334 00:14:07,070 --> 00:14:08,660 -I know, right? 335 00:14:08,660 --> 00:14:10,470 -OK, Shelly, the penguins can fix this. 336 00:14:10,470 --> 00:14:11,910 Do not panic. 337 00:14:11,910 --> 00:14:13,230 -Hello! 338 00:14:13,230 --> 00:14:17,800 Here, here, and here, here, here, and here. 339 00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:18,780 -I take it back! 340 00:14:18,780 --> 00:14:19,690 Panic! 341 00:14:19,690 --> 00:14:20,600 SHELLY: Help! 342 00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:21,510 Help! 343 00:14:21,510 --> 00:14:22,210 -Skipper! 344 00:14:22,210 --> 00:14:23,540 He's gonna blow her to bits! 345 00:14:23,540 --> 00:14:26,410 -No, Marlene, but he will blow your mind. 346 00:14:26,410 --> 00:14:30,400 -Rico's an artist with explosives. 347 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:31,100 -Rock and roll. 348 00:14:31,100 --> 00:14:31,800 -No! 349 00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:33,090 [BEEPING] 350 00:14:33,090 --> 00:14:35,090 [EXPLOSION] 351 00:14:35,090 --> 00:14:36,580 [COUGHING] 352 00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:46,670 -See? 353 00:14:46,670 --> 00:14:49,300 Free advice, fellow flightless bird. 354 00:14:49,300 --> 00:14:51,380 Watch where you stick that noggin! 355 00:14:51,380 --> 00:14:52,130 Slide out, boys! 356 00:14:55,220 --> 00:14:55,920 -Wow! 357 00:14:55,920 --> 00:14:58,200 That Douglas is quite a man! 358 00:14:58,200 --> 00:14:59,130 -Douglas? 359 00:14:59,130 --> 00:15:00,640 You mean Rico? 360 00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:01,610 -Rico? 361 00:15:01,610 --> 00:15:02,310 Ah. 362 00:15:02,310 --> 00:15:03,010 Rico. 363 00:15:03,010 --> 00:15:04,170 Rico! 364 00:15:04,170 --> 00:15:07,110 Why did you think his name was Douglas? 365 00:15:07,110 --> 00:15:07,810 -I didn't. 366 00:15:07,810 --> 00:15:09,130 You're the-- 367 00:15:09,130 --> 00:15:11,040 -You're right, Marlene, there's no chance 368 00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:14,630 a dashing, brave, and regurgitating penguin like Rico 369 00:15:14,630 --> 00:15:16,910 would ever go for gawky, gangly girl like me! 370 00:15:16,910 --> 00:15:17,610 -Say what? 371 00:15:17,610 --> 00:15:18,310 -I said-- 372 00:15:18,310 --> 00:15:19,010 -No. 373 00:15:19,010 --> 00:15:19,250 No, no. 374 00:15:19,250 --> 00:15:19,950 OK. 375 00:15:19,950 --> 00:15:21,780 I heard you, I just-- you like Rico? 376 00:15:21,780 --> 00:15:24,160 I-- Oh yeah. 377 00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:25,010 You know what? 378 00:15:25,010 --> 00:15:27,260 I can kind of see it. 379 00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,440 Listen, all you need to do is find an appropriate way 380 00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:31,500 to tell Rico how you feel. 381 00:15:31,500 --> 00:15:32,550 -Appropriate? 382 00:15:32,550 --> 00:15:35,710 Oh, I can do that. 383 00:15:35,710 --> 00:15:37,250 -Is that chewing gum? 384 00:15:39,890 --> 00:15:40,590 Oh, 385 00:15:40,590 --> 00:15:43,020 SHELLY (SINGING): Oh, I'm a freak-o for Rico! 386 00:15:43,020 --> 00:15:45,760 I'll give him a kiss on the cheek-o! 387 00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:47,920 Then I'll do this diddly-dance for a flightless bird romance. 388 00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:50,640 Oh, I'm a freak-o for Rico. 389 00:15:50,640 --> 00:15:51,580 Second verse! 390 00:15:51,580 --> 00:15:56,220 I chewed some gum in my beak-o, to make a sculpture of Rico! 391 00:15:56,220 --> 00:15:58,410 Gonna give him one a day until the month of May, 392 00:15:58,410 --> 00:16:02,390 cause I'm a freak-o for Rico! 393 00:16:02,390 --> 00:16:04,070 Uh, Rico? 394 00:16:04,070 --> 00:16:04,960 Hello? 395 00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:06,140 -Wow. 396 00:16:06,140 --> 00:16:08,550 -Uh, well, this is-- 397 00:16:08,550 --> 00:16:09,620 -Awkward, Private. 398 00:16:09,620 --> 00:16:11,780 It's awkward, there's no other word for it! 399 00:16:11,780 --> 00:16:14,450 Awkward. 400 00:16:14,450 --> 00:16:15,900 -Aw. 401 00:16:15,900 --> 00:16:17,710 SKIPPER: Why did you do it, Marlene? 402 00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:20,240 Why did you fill that daffy birds had 403 00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:23,060 with the absurd notion that she and Rico could be an item? 404 00:16:23,060 --> 00:16:27,190 -Now what makes you think it was me? 405 00:16:27,190 --> 00:16:29,550 Plus, they would make a very cute couple. 406 00:16:29,550 --> 00:16:30,250 Come on. 407 00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:31,690 -No chance. 408 00:16:31,690 --> 00:16:34,230 Rico's heart belongs to another. 409 00:16:34,230 --> 00:16:36,140 Wait, the plastic doll? 410 00:16:36,140 --> 00:16:38,660 Skipper that's crazy. 411 00:16:38,660 --> 00:16:40,460 -Marlene, we're talking about Rico! 412 00:16:40,460 --> 00:16:44,710 Crazy is just the top layer of that parfait. 413 00:16:44,710 --> 00:16:46,580 -Doll? 414 00:16:46,580 --> 00:16:48,540 [MUMBLING] 415 00:16:51,190 --> 00:16:51,940 -It's true. 416 00:16:51,940 --> 00:16:53,850 He loves a doll. 417 00:16:53,850 --> 00:16:57,430 Which is totally insane because he should love me! 418 00:17:01,420 --> 00:17:03,420 [SNORING] 419 00:17:08,910 --> 00:17:10,710 [SCREAMING] 420 00:17:11,710 --> 00:17:13,510 -She must be here, somewhere. 421 00:17:13,510 --> 00:17:16,360 -Science tells us inanimate dolls don't just get up 422 00:17:16,360 --> 00:17:17,090 and walk away. 423 00:17:17,090 --> 00:17:21,540 -Unless they've been possessed by some sort of voodoo zombie 424 00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:23,460 curse. 425 00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:24,160 -What? 426 00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:25,200 Stuff happens. 427 00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:27,070 Big ugly world out there. 428 00:17:27,070 --> 00:17:27,870 -Yeah. 429 00:17:27,870 --> 00:17:29,940 Or maybe someone stole it. 430 00:17:29,940 --> 00:17:33,940 -Until we find your dolly, you can cuddle with my Lunacorn. 431 00:17:33,940 --> 00:17:35,910 [SQUEAKING] 432 00:17:41,610 --> 00:17:42,310 -Look. 433 00:17:42,310 --> 00:17:44,350 Rico and I are meant to be together. 434 00:17:44,350 --> 00:17:45,050 You understand. 435 00:17:47,690 --> 00:17:48,390 OK. 436 00:17:48,390 --> 00:17:49,090 Yeah, you're right. 437 00:17:49,090 --> 00:17:52,370 I don't have your blonde hair, short neck, and perky smile, 438 00:17:52,370 --> 00:17:54,290 but you know what I do have? 439 00:17:54,290 --> 00:17:55,800 Funny jokes! 440 00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:56,760 Knock, knock. 441 00:17:59,650 --> 00:18:02,020 You say, "Who's there?" 442 00:18:02,020 --> 00:18:05,030 Any time. 443 00:18:05,030 --> 00:18:06,430 Well fine. 444 00:18:06,430 --> 00:18:08,120 Ms. High and Manufactured out of shiny plastic! 445 00:18:10,730 --> 00:18:11,430 Goodbye! 446 00:18:14,370 --> 00:18:15,450 I just can't do it! 447 00:18:15,450 --> 00:18:16,300 It's just wrong. 448 00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:22,200 Always recycle. 449 00:18:25,260 --> 00:18:26,430 [MUMBLING] 450 00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:34,380 Oh. 451 00:18:34,380 --> 00:18:35,280 Hey, Rico. 452 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:35,980 What's up? 453 00:18:35,980 --> 00:18:37,860 Lost your girl doll, now you're looking for her? 454 00:18:37,860 --> 00:18:38,570 Here, let me help! 455 00:18:38,570 --> 00:18:39,270 Nope! 456 00:18:39,270 --> 00:18:41,150 Not in there! 457 00:18:41,150 --> 00:18:42,600 So, she'll probably never, ever come back. 458 00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:44,630 But hey, if you're in the market for a rebound relationship 459 00:18:44,630 --> 00:18:46,270 I know a certain somebody who could help you out. 460 00:18:46,270 --> 00:18:46,970 Hint! 461 00:18:46,970 --> 00:18:49,600 It's me. 462 00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:51,440 [MUMBLING] 463 00:18:56,250 --> 00:18:57,390 Rico! 464 00:18:57,390 --> 00:18:59,920 How amazing is it that I totally just ran into you 465 00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:01,420 and it wasn't at all watching your every-- 466 00:19:01,420 --> 00:19:03,990 [MUMBLING] 467 00:19:03,990 --> 00:19:04,690 [THUDDING] 468 00:19:04,690 --> 00:19:05,470 -Hey. 469 00:19:05,470 --> 00:19:06,310 -Wow. 470 00:19:06,310 --> 00:19:08,750 I seem to have inadvertently trapped you 471 00:19:08,750 --> 00:19:11,270 in a cage, for which I have no key. 472 00:19:11,270 --> 00:19:12,460 Oh well. 473 00:19:12,460 --> 00:19:14,950 Perfect opportunity to get to know each other. 474 00:19:14,950 --> 00:19:19,910 So, I like petunias, soft rain, and cage animal fury. 475 00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:25,060 What do you like, Rico? 476 00:19:25,060 --> 00:19:26,510 [EXPLOSION] 477 00:19:29,670 --> 00:19:30,370 SHELLY: Hey! 478 00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:32,310 How's it going? 479 00:19:32,310 --> 00:19:34,460 Sorry about that earlier attitude. 480 00:19:34,460 --> 00:19:36,260 I apologise. 481 00:19:36,260 --> 00:19:38,140 In fact, I'd like to be friends. 482 00:19:38,140 --> 00:19:41,780 What do you think of that? 483 00:19:41,780 --> 00:19:42,510 Great! 484 00:19:42,510 --> 00:19:44,920 So Rico. 485 00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:46,870 He's so focused. 486 00:19:46,870 --> 00:19:48,710 Any tips, um, getting his attention? 487 00:19:51,060 --> 00:19:51,760 What? 488 00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:53,470 You think he's focused on you? 489 00:19:53,470 --> 00:19:54,230 Ha! 490 00:19:54,230 --> 00:19:54,930 Ha ha! 491 00:19:54,930 --> 00:19:58,590 That is totally true. 492 00:19:58,590 --> 00:20:00,200 -Guys, you've already searched here. 493 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,220 Six times. 494 00:20:02,220 --> 00:20:03,970 [MUMBLING] 495 00:20:03,970 --> 00:20:06,140 Rico, look, I know how much you care for your doll, 496 00:20:06,140 --> 00:20:09,530 but she's well, I'm just gonna come out and say it. 497 00:20:09,530 --> 00:20:11,420 She's a toy. 498 00:20:11,420 --> 00:20:12,620 -Shh! 499 00:20:12,620 --> 00:20:14,790 [MUMBLING] 500 00:20:14,790 --> 00:20:17,570 -Shelly, on the other hand, is a real girl. 501 00:20:17,570 --> 00:20:19,350 Rico, she can walk, she can talk, 502 00:20:19,350 --> 00:20:22,310 and-- OK, granted, a few weird notions about courtship. 503 00:20:22,310 --> 00:20:23,760 But let's be honest here. 504 00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:24,770 Weird's your thing. 505 00:20:24,770 --> 00:20:25,470 -Oh. 506 00:20:25,470 --> 00:20:26,290 That's true. 507 00:20:26,290 --> 00:20:28,360 -She really likes you, Rico. 508 00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:32,350 Isn't a real girl better than plastic Ms. Perky? 509 00:20:32,350 --> 00:20:33,980 -Rico, I took your doll and I threw in trash. 510 00:20:33,980 --> 00:20:35,210 But then I moved her to the recycling 511 00:20:35,210 --> 00:20:37,710 because I am going green but it didn't matter anyway 512 00:20:37,710 --> 00:20:40,610 because you like her better than you like me and I see that now! 513 00:20:40,610 --> 00:20:42,350 -OK, I retract everything I just said. 514 00:20:42,350 --> 00:20:43,060 SKIPPER: Huh. 515 00:20:43,060 --> 00:20:45,090 I would've bet Private's community college 516 00:20:45,090 --> 00:20:47,790 fund on a voodoo zombie curse. 517 00:20:47,790 --> 00:20:48,590 SHELLY: Yeah. 518 00:20:48,590 --> 00:20:49,290 So. 519 00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:51,410 In hindsight, I probably should've 520 00:20:51,410 --> 00:20:57,010 taken the doll out of the dumpster before I came to you. 521 00:20:57,010 --> 00:20:58,640 [SCREAMING] 522 00:20:58,640 --> 00:20:59,340 -Look! 523 00:20:59,340 --> 00:21:00,340 The truck! 524 00:21:03,700 --> 00:21:05,540 [SCREAMING] 525 00:21:12,660 --> 00:21:13,750 -It's no use. 526 00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:15,250 I can't keep up. 527 00:21:15,250 --> 00:21:19,050 I've gotta hit the gym more often. 528 00:21:19,050 --> 00:21:22,240 -The land speed of an ostrich is 50 miles an hour. 529 00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:23,710 On my back! 530 00:21:32,060 --> 00:21:34,030 [JACKHAMMERING] 531 00:21:44,340 --> 00:21:46,320 [HONKING] 532 00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:47,810 -Oh! 533 00:21:47,810 --> 00:21:49,790 [MUMBLING] 534 00:21:51,770 --> 00:21:53,740 [YELLING] 535 00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:57,200 [CAR ALARM GOING OFF] 536 00:21:59,670 --> 00:22:00,660 [STRAINING] 537 00:22:00,660 --> 00:22:01,940 -I can't watch. 538 00:22:01,940 --> 00:22:02,630 -Me either! 539 00:22:10,070 --> 00:22:11,150 -Aw, baby. 540 00:22:15,430 --> 00:22:17,410 [SIGHING] 541 00:22:20,390 --> 00:22:21,610 [MUMBLING] 542 00:22:28,230 --> 00:22:29,680 SHELLY: Oh my gosh! 543 00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:31,720 I can't believe how handsome you look. 544 00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:34,420 [MUMBLING] 545 00:22:34,420 --> 00:22:35,120 Really! 546 00:22:35,120 --> 00:22:38,400 Just get more adorable with every glance! 547 00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:39,600 -Um. 548 00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:41,660 -Oh, hey, Rico. 549 00:22:41,660 --> 00:22:43,160 Have you met my new boy toy? 550 00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:46,810 His name is Crusher, which is appropriate because I am doing 551 00:22:46,810 --> 00:22:49,580 more than a little crushing on him. 552 00:22:49,580 --> 00:22:52,180 [SMOOCHING] 553 00:22:52,180 --> 00:22:55,380 -Cuckoo, cuckoo. 554 00:22:55,380 --> 00:22:58,640 Hey, you gonna eat that? 555 00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:01,090 [THEME SONG]